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barbarian-barbie:

capri tights?i wouldn’t wipe my ass with capri tights

i said dont get me anything

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barbarian-barbie: mick-e .
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barbarian-barbie: as i drink this i quietly ask myself how i could buy something so gay
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t’b’honest wit’chu… eat m’shit!

(Source: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic, via mona-lisa-kudrow)

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uglygirlsclub: things i should be doing right now: sleeping things i’m not doing right now: sleeping
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